Most of you may have heard about this article by now, featuring a Daily Mail columnist who finds life difficult because she’s so beautiful.

Reading it, I never imagined myself coming to this lady’s defense, but I’m just going to say it: As a society, we’re responding wrong.
And again, I’ll keep this brief, because I do worry that if I ramble too long Naomi Wolf will show up and uncomb my hair on the spot, but some of the common responses I have heard just don’t make sense to me.
1. “She’s not even that attractive.”
If you look at any comment thread, forum, or discussion about this article, invariably the agenda is this: First things first, let’s establish that she’s not attractive.
See, for instance, this short clip to illustrate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmXRasjbL40. (They even brought in an attractive lady to certify that the columnist did not quality as pretty.)
Because clearly, the problem with Samantha Brick is not that she’s an unaware, self-absorbed, all-around bad person, but that she’s actually about eight pounds heavier than she thinks she is, and her face is not perfectly symmetrical.
You guys: there are a million ways to critique this article or discredit her argument. To judge the author on her appearance is basically the worst possible response. If her main point is that women judge other women primarily on their appearance, you’re not helping here.
But more importantly, if she were actually attractive, would that make her article any less obnoxious? I’d like to think the issue here is not that she’s insufficiently attractive to actually evoke jealousy in others, but that she’s approached the issue altogether from the wrong perspective.
2. “Samantha Brick is only saying this because the patriarchy told her to, and she is sexist.”
Let’s assume for a minute that Brick really was very attractive, and did experience jealousy from other women. Would that be an unreasonable thing to point out? I think it’s naive to assume that such instances of jealousy never do occur, simply because the phrasing of her argument was unfortunate.
Sometimes, beautiful women experience the effects of jealousy from some other women. To outright refute this claim is naive and misguided. If you watched the Apprentice this week and saw Lisa Lampenelli go off on Miss Universe, you will understand.
But here is what is actually kind of sexist: the implication that this issue is unique to women. Women didn’t invent jealousy, and some acknowledgement of that would be nice. But to dismiss this as an impossible or non-existent phenomenon is unfair.
When there are valuable assets a person can have by lottery of birth that get them ahead in life, there will be people who resent you. In terms of appearance alone, I have heard more than once about the Short Man Industrial Complex, for instance.
Or consider wealth. Clearly there are people who are hated simply because they inherited lots of money. You’re still, on the whole, probably a whole lot better off than you would be without that wealth or attractiveness, but that’s beside the point.
Another sexist thing: she never leaves any responsibility with men for putting such a high premium on attractiveness in the first place.
3. “The Daily Mail is a real newspaper, therefore I am offended that it contains a controversial column.”
I will only say this once, America: Just because it’s British, doesn’t mean it’s supposed to be clever. Josh linked me to a great description of the paper today here.
Would we react the same way if an article like Brick’s were published in USA Today?
Also, has anyone seen her other columns? Where was the outrage when she wrote this article titled “My husband says he’ll divorce me if I get fat?”
People only became offended when she claimed to be prettier than them. Sad.
A life lesson for Samantha Brick:
Sometimes when there are resources that you were given at birth that give you a major advantage in society, people will be jealous of you. But you’re still better off than everyone else, so best to keep quiet about it.
Lord knows it’s hard for attractive young white females in the broadcasting industry, but you’re never going to get any public sympathy for it.